HOW NOT TO DATE A MUSLIM GIRL: How Not To Date a Muslim Girl: When I was in High School we had this thing called the "Sweetheart Dance." Those of you who followed after us called it "The Sadie Hawkins Dance" ....Anyway this was where the girls asked a boy out: A total abnormality back then. I said YES wanting to go.but ...'not with THIS girl'.. Fearing total rejection, I said yes..! Well. back then.. it was a sport coat and a corsage and the whole deal. Dressed to kill (or at least to date)...I picked her up at her parents house in my new 1969 Dodge. The fact that I had a new car and no athletic ability, pissed off the jocks to this day, no lie. On the way, trying to make conversation, I said, "so what religion are you?" ... "Muslim" she said." "Oh, ...Is that like Catholic..I muttered watching the Mustang cutting me off at the left. As she cast her glance to the right. and for sure away from me... Ooops. I had a chance to worsen the situation by dancing with the girl I really wanted to be with...breaking the time-honored rule ...(you gotta dance with the one who brung ya). Smiling a smile that could kill men at first glance..she allowed me to take her home after what I thought what was really cool night. Walking her to the door, expecting at least a goodnight kiss, instead I got a door slammed in my face...with the girl still smiling at me...thinking I sure was smart by leaving that old hot rod running: Moral of the story: leave religion out of dating...and pretend you know no other girl than the one you're dating. True situation...And a great life lesson.